Security Joan

Well I guess I needed a miracle

If I was gonna make my flight

I had to get to gate C13

And it was still way out of site

But something in my carry on bag

Ticked off the x-ray machine

'Cause then an angel straight from heaven

Asked me to step behind the screen. 

When I felt her wand sweep over me

You know I never felt so clean



Girl you won't find my name on your list

Honey you  know I ain't no terrorist

Confiscate my shoes - my cell phone

You know I love - love - love you

Security Joan



I hung out at the Starbuck's

'Til just around boarding time

Then I stolled on back to the checkpoint

With just one thing on my mind

She flashed that crooked smile and said

Hon, I believe you you missed your flight

I said there's been a minor change of plan

And I'll be stayin' for one more night

I could tell from the way she looked at me

Everything was going to be alright



Girl you won't find my name on your list

Honey you  know I ain't no terrorist

Confiscate my shoes - my cell phone

You know I love - love - love you

Security Joan

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