Sad Sweetheart Of The Rodeo

Not  another  existential  cowboy,  

and  no  more  "california  champagne."  

Not  another  saddle  tramp-

sick,  sore,  lonely,  and  out  of  place,

cryin'  in  his  coffee  ice  cream  (come  on).  

Edith  cannot  fix  another  engine,

nor  paint  another  face  on  a  rubbercan  clown.

She  takes  another  temp  job,

but  in  her  secret  heart  she  rides!  

She's  just  a  sad  sweetheart  of  the  rodeo.  

Not  an  urban  legend  now.  

Sad  sweetheart  of  the  rodeo.  

Give  it  a  rest,  give  it  a  rest,  give  it  a  bad  night's  sleep.  

Norman  says  that  you  should  take  a  valium  (or  maybe  something  stronger)

'Cause  he  doesn't  understand  how  you  get  so  excited  watching  "the  lusty  men."  

The  Marlboro  Man  died  of  cancer

and  he  wasn't  a  rocket  scientist  when  he  was  healthy.  ("ha  ha  ha.")  

She  took  one  last  gulp  of  his  soft  city  condescension

and  blasted  off  from  his  little  launch  pad  to  parts  west.

Sad  sweetheart  of  the  rodeo.

Wahoo,  not  an  urban  legend  now.

Sad  sweetheart  of  the  rodeo.

(Lonesome  Cowboy  Bill,  where  are  you?)

Sad  sweetheart  of  the  rodeo

Wahoo,  not  an  urban  legend  now.

Sad  sweetheart  of  the  rodeo.

Wahoo,  ooo  ooo  ooo