Ive Met Jesus

Worked hard at school

Did all the right things

Got a job

Got a car

Got a girl

Went and got the girl a ring



Go to your church

And sing your happy hymns

And you thank your little Jesus that you're just like him



Chorus

I've met Jesus

I've met Jesus

I've met Jesus

And he's nothing like you

Nothing like you...



(Nothing like you)



I know you think you're right

But you've got it wrong

And your finding your way to a fight (???)

Oh but you love that psalm



You're a biggot

You're a fool with a fundamental flaw

Jesus doesn't love you just to keep it on the laws



Chorus

I've met Jesus

I've met Jesus

I've met Jesus

And he's nothing like you

Nothing like you...



Fun is fornication

Everything's a sin

Oh if Jesus was a bouncer

He'd never let you in



You're a judge

You're a jury

You get drunk on your own fury

If I thrill you it will kill you

But you'll never get to heaven 'cos you'll die of shock again



Ow!



Chorus

I've met Jesus

I've met Jesus

I've met Jesus

And he's nothing like you

There's no resemblence whatsoever



I've met Jesus

I've met Jesus

I've met Jesus

And he's nothing like you

(Nothing like you...)