Tomorrow Night

The food will be great 

And the drinks will be free 

And all the sexy girls will wanna party with me 

The weed will be toked 

And Columbian coke 

Will be snorted off some strippers boobs and that's no joke 



It's the party of the century that's right 

Unfortunately it's tomorrow night 

I'm going to a party 

Tomorrow night 

Tomorrow night (yeah) 

I'm gonna get some pussy 

Tomorrow night 

Tomorrow night 

But tonight I'm gonna jerk off 



It's in Beverly Hills 

They got prescription pills 

And Keifer fucking Sutherland is coming to chill 

The got sushi and rice 

Lowenbrau is on ice 

In the living room they're playing naked twister and dice 

The security and pussy will both be tight 

But I'm on the list for tomorrow night! 



I'm going to a party 

Tomorrow night 

Tomorrow night (yeah) 

I'm gonna get some pussy 

Tomorrow night 

Tomorrow night 

But tonight I'm playing angry birds 

Like a million other stupid nerds 

But tonight I'm gonna burp the worm by myself!!! 



Ponies and clowns will be walking around 

Naked people having sex all over the ground 

Britney Spears is making out with Christopher Walken 

In the back yard Iron Maiden is rocking 

The couch is on fire but nobody cares 

Charlie Sheen is winning in the bedroom upstairs!!!! 

Tomorrow night 

Tomorrow night 



(Yeah) 

I'm going to a party 

Tomorrow night 

Tomorrow night 

Tomorrow night (Yeah) 



Tomorrow night!!!!!