Archie Marry Me

You’ve expressed explicitly your contempt for matrimony

You’ve student loans to pay and will not risk the alimony

We spend our days locked in a room content inside a bubble

And in the night time we go out and scour the streets for trouble



Hey hey Marry me Archie



During the summer take me sailing out on the Atlantic

I won’t set my sights on other seas there is no need to panic

So honey take me by the hand and we can sign some papers

Forget the invitations floral arrangements and breadmakers



Hey hey Marry me Archie



Too late to go out too young to stay in

They’re talking about us living in sin



Hey hey Marry me Archie



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