No Good Story Ever Starts With Drinking Tea

Wine flowed in ashtrays

Mea Culpa we cried

'Til the Balkan mob

Took us for a ride



He was stripped by force

60 miles per hour

Out the window thrown

Fuck That Bird!



Broken glass on the floor

Blood was everywhere

Wrong guy punched in the face

Fisherman was there



She had a white small cat

But her feet were bare

Was she real or not?

Was too drunk to care



Jack 'n' coke

I know that glow

Pass the smoke

And here we go

Tonight is the night! Hey ho!

Vodka shots

Three in a row

Hell, why not!

The fact is no good story ever starts with drinking tea!



Alcohol!

All night long!

One more song!

Legends of tomorrow!



Alcohol!

All night long!

Same old song!

Tomorrow and tomorrow!



Words ago, the end of life

Red has run and black as night



Alcohol!

All night long!

One more song!

Legends of tomorrow!



Alcohol!

All night long!

Same old song!

Tomorrow and tomorrow!



Another beer

Last call is near

Move up a gear

There's still time for some more!



No time for bed

Sleep when I'm dead

Sky's turning red

The sun's rising again!





Alcohol!

All night long!

One more song!

Legends of tomorrow!



Alcohol!

All night long!

Same old song!

Tomorrow and tomorrow!