You

There's a place where everyone can be happy 

It's the most beautiful place in the whole fuckin' world 

It's made of candy canes & planes & bright red choo choo trains 

And the meanest little boys, the most innocent little girls 

And you know, I wish that I could go there 

It's a road that I have not found 

And I wish you the best of luck, dear 

Drop a card or letter to my side of town 



Cos there's no time for fussing & fighting my friend 

But baby I'm amazed by the hate that you can send 

And you 

Painted my entire world 

But I 

Don't have the terpentine to clean what you have soiled 

And I won't forget it 



There's a place where everyone can be right 

Even though you remain determined to be opposed 

Admittance requires no qualifications 

It's where everyone has been and where everybody goes 

So please try not to be impatient 

For we all hate standing in line 

And when the farm is good and bought 

You'll be there without a thought 

And eternity my friend, is a long fuckin' time 



Cos there's no time for fussing & fighting my friend 

But baby I'm amazed by the hate that you can send 

And you 

Painted my entire world 

But I 

Don't have the terpentine to clean what you have soiled 

And I won't forget it