Hoinfodaman

How 'bout one of them foot long sandwiches

Got some tasty cola right here

Now look at that chevy go

She's faster than greased up lightning



soda pops and pimple cream will gladly kick ya down the green

just coat your cred with vaseline and shove it up your ass



I used to be a pimp

Now I'm HOINFODAMAN, HOINFODAMAN

I'm HOIN' for the advertising, the advertising man



Oh man that's a juicy burger

Crispy on them fries please



I used to be a pimp

Now I'm HOINFODAMAN, HOINFODAMAN

I'm HOIN' for the advertising, the advertising man



Soda pops and pimple cream will always kick ya down the green

but the worst thing bout ol' charlie sheen is when hanes they sold his ass



I used to be a pimp

Now I'm HOINFODAMAN, HOINFODAMAN

I'm HOIN' for the advertising, the advertising man