Sgt Rock (Is Going To Help Me)

I'm enlisting, overseas aid 

Need assisting, help with a maid 

Get the expert, on mademoiselles 

He could diffuse, any bombshell 



If I could only be tough like him 

Then I could win 

My own, small, battle of the sexes 



Sgt. Rock is going to help me 

Make the girl mine 

Keep her stood in line 

Sgt. Rock is going to help me 

Make the girl mine 

Keep her stood in line 

Make the girl mine, wave the victory sign 



I'm invading, territories 

Girls are foreign, and strange to me 

Get the expert, at kissing and stuff 

He stays easy, when things get rough 



Sometimes relationships don't go as planned 

Some girls, can make themselves so cold 

A no-mans land.