Playmate Of The Year

There＇s this girl I don＇t know.

Comes by every year or so.

And if I get the mail before

my mom does than I＇ll stay out of trouble.

She＇ll change every year, even pretty without beer.

She doesn＇t care about my hair, my car

my tiny pee pee in the mirror.

Whoo, Yehhh, She＇s finally here.

Whoo, Yehhh, she comes one time a year.

Whoo, yehhh, she＇s finally here.

Whoo, Yehhh, my playmate of the year.

She moves me. She makes me grow.

I＇m so happy, and boy does it show.

Now she＇s going to my head, (going to my head).

I＇m gonna make this milky clear

you＇re my, playmate of the year.



Hello, how are you?

It＇s great to see you too.

Let＇s grab a sock, it＇s time to rock.

And afterwards you never wanna talk.

We always agree, who＇s in charge here is me.

We never fight you know I＇m right,

it＇s always straight between you and me.

Let me go down on this girl for a day.

We can spin the bottle, everyone can hear her say.

That I was the best that she＇s ever had.

She can be my playmate, she can call me dad.

Whoo, Yehhh, She＇s finally here.

Whoo, Yehhh, she comes one time a year.

Whoo, yehhh, she＇s finally here.

Whoo, Yehhh, my playmate of the year.

She moves me. She makes me grow.

I＇m so happy, and boy does it show.

Now she＇s going to my head, (going to my head).

I＇m gonna make this milky clear

you＇re my, playmate of the year.



Whoo, Yehhh, She＇s finally here.

Whoo, Yehhh, she comes one time a year.

She moves me. She makes me grow.

I＇m so happy, and boy does it show.

Now she＇s going to my head, (going to my head).

She moves me. She makes me grow.

I＇m so happy, and boy does it show.

Now she＇s going to my head, (going to my head).

I＇m gonna make this milky clear

you＇re my, playmate of the year.

Whoo, Yehhh, Playmate of the year.

Whoo, Yehhh, Playmate of the year.