Ben Wah Balls

(No we ain't gonna take it

Unless it's from a Doberman pincher

Ladies and gentlemen

For your listening pleasure, Blink)



Passively one day as the sun

Rose out of it's house

So did this little old guy as

He whistled out of his mouth

And happily and gay

Well I guessed exactly that

Because he found a special girl

That put him in a special trance



He fell in love so quickly

What the Hell was he to expect

That the girl under his arm

Wasn't the same

As any other girl

That he had thought

That he once met

I guess you could only blame fate



Things started getting weird

As they started to kiss

She often felt his beard and

Remembered how

Her father she missed

And then quietly one day

He sang a song that's been

Deep within his heart

Causing some ingestion

He finished with a great big fart and



She knew at that one moment

That song was something

She heard before

So she asked him to do that again



Then out the door they hurried

She was gonna find out for sure

So she analyzed his rear end



She said, "When I was a little girl

My Dad left my mom

He used to always fart and

Sing this special song

Now I wasn't quite so sure

Until your pants did fall

'Cause now I know that

You're my dad because

You use ben wah balls"



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