Trouble In The Message Centre

I am the message centre

Local and direct

Room to room

An operator

(No calls today, dear

They'll just have to wait, dear)

I call

And I collect

(So just strike him softly

Away from the body)

You're made up too shiny today

There's so much trouble

Your thoughts are just

Pissing away

It's so much trouble

I am a manager

And I am in control

As the local delegator

(No calls today, dear

They'll just have to wait, dear)

I offer no guarantee at all

(So don't take it lightly

You passed your sell-by date)

You're made up too shiny today

It's so much trouble

Your thoughts are just

Pissing away

It's so much trouble

A new typeface

A new day

It's so much trouble

You can't remember ten minutes ago

It's so much trouble

Too much trouble