Any Major Dude Will Tell You

I  never  seen  you  looking  so  bad  my  funky  one

You  tell  me  that  your  superfine  mind  has  come  undone

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Any  major  dude  with  half  a  heart  surely  will  tell  you  my  friend

Any  minor  world  that  breaks  apart  falls  together  again

When  the  demon  is  at  your  door

In  the  morning  it  won't  be  there  no  more

Any  major  dude  will  tell  you

Have  you  ever  seen  a  squonk's  tears?  Well,  look  at  mine

The  people  on  the  street  have  all  seen  better  times

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I  can  tell  you  all  I  know,  the  where  to  go,  the  what  to  do

You  can  try  to  run  but  you  can't  hide  from  what's  inside  of  you

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