Saga Of Jesse Jane

I'm in jail in a Texas town

In my sisters wedding gown

I drive a truck all night long

Listening to Judy Garland's song

Now I'm locked behind bars of of steel

I was just looking for a happy meal

I parked my rig, and I went inside

They've never seen such a pretty bride



Jesse Jane,

Are you insane

Or are you just a noble guy

Who dresses like a butterfly

Jesse Jane



I payed my bill and I turned around

Facing every redneck in that one horse town

His face was red, His fist was clenched

He threw his coke, and he got me drenched



Jesse Jane,

Are you insane

Or are you just an average Joe, looking for a fashion show

Jesse Jane



Well I guess that was the final straw

I pulled a pistol from my wonder bra

I killed 'em dead heh, I killed 'em all

But then they caught me in the bathroom stall

And Now I'm doing ten to life

But I'll tell you one thing bubba

Someday Im gonna someone in here, a hell of a wife





Jesse Jane

Are You Insane

Or are you just an average guy who dresses like a butterfly

Jesse Jane



Jesse Jane

Are you insane

Or are you just a peter pan looking for his neverland

Jesse Jane