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Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there

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The urge is too much to take

All I can think about is playing with myself

It's time to masturbate

I got my Hustler and don't need nothin' else



Ginger

Ginger



My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore

But the girls of porn want more

So I flip through the pages one more time

And I just let the jism fly



Yeah, yeah, yeah



A quarter for a peep show

A private booth or talking to a naked whore

Triple-X video

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Nobody's home, I'm alone

The Devil in Miss Jones

Nobody's home, I'm alone

Aja and  John Holmes



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We got incest and bestiality too

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Senior citizens, who love to watch

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Ain't got no woman next to me

I just got this magazine

And what's on the TV screen

But that's okay with me



My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore

But the girls of porn want more

So I flip through the pages one more time

And I just let the jism fly



(Mr. Bungle...)

Yeah, yeah, yeah



I was trained to fuck you baby

I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you baby

I, I was trained to fuck you baby

I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you baby



Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah