Come Join Us

So you say you gotta know why the world goes 'round 

And you can't find the truth in the things you've found 

And you're scared shitless 'cause evil abounds 



Well I heard you were looking for a place to fit in 

Full of adherent people with the same objective 

A family to cling to and call brethren 



All we want to do is change your mind 

All you need to do is close your eyes 





Don't you see the trouble that most people are in 

And that they just want you for their own advantage 

But I swear to you we're different from all of them 

I can tell you are lookin' for a way to live 

Where truth is determined by consensus 

Full of codified arbitrary directives 



All we want to have is your small mind 

Turn it into one of our own kind 

You can go through life adrift and alone 

Desperate, desolate, on your own 

But we're lookin' for a few more stalwart clones 



We've got spite and dedication as a vehement brew 

The world hates us, well we hate them too 

But you're exempted of course if you 

Independent, self-contented, revolutionary 

Intellectual, brave, strong and scholarly 

If you're not one of them, you're us already so