Left Hand Free

Hey shady baby I'm hot

Like the prodigal son

Pick a battle eenie meenie miney moe

Hey flower you're the chosen one



Well your left hand's free

And your right's in a grip

With another left hand

Watch his right hand slip

Towards his gun, oh no



I tackle weeds just so the moon buggers nibble

A right hand grip on his Colt single-action on me 



Oh no 



Well your left hand's free

And your right's in a grip

With another left hand

Watch his right hand slip

Towards his gun, oh no



N-E-O, O-M-G, gee whiz

Girl you're the one for me

Though your man's bigger than I am

All my days he disagrees, oh no

(Speak easy)



Well my left hand's free

Well my left hand's free

Well my left hand's free



Oh no



Hey shady baby I'm hot

Like the prodigal son

Pick a battle eenie meenie miney moe

Hey flower you're the chosen one



Well your left hand's free

Well my left hand's free

Well my left hand's free

Well my left hand's free

Well my left hand's free



Oh no