Packs Of Three

It was the biggest ever cock you’d ever seen, but you’ve no idea where that cock has been.

You said you were careful - you never were with me.



She was the best shag I’d ever had.

That doesn’t mean I’m saying, bedwise, you were bad.

I think you were working, we got a hotel.

We didn’t have anything but I thought I might as well.



I never told the rest.

I was drunk and I told you I was thinking about a test.

You know I just said it for effect.

Then you laughed and said I’d fuck anything in a skirt once I’m erect.



And she’s a famous harlot in this town.

I know enough to, but still I couldn’t turn her down.

He said I’m an arsehole, what was I thinking? 

It’s far too easy to blame it on the drinking.