The Party Song

(Here we go motherfuckers)

My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30

This things at a frat house but the people are cool there

Reluctant I followed but I never dreamed there

Would be someone there who would catch my attention

I wasn't out searching for love or affection

So I paid my 3 and the girls got in free

Shine the beer for tequila and we headed into the party



And then in the backyard some terrible ska band

Someone in the background was doing a keg stand

This place is so lame all these girls look the same

All these guys have no game I wish I would have stayed

In my bed back at home watching TV alone

Where I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone

Far from people I hate down from anywhere state

Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party



And then I saw her standing there

With green eyes and long blond hair

She wasn't wearing underwear at least I prayed that

She might be the one maybe we'd have some fun

Maybe we'd watch the sun rise

But that night I learned some girls try too hard



Some girls try too hard

Some girls try too hard to impress

With the way that they dress

With those things on their chests

And the things they suggest to me



I couldn't believe what this lady was saying

The names she was dropping the games she was playing

She dated this guy who now rides for Black Fly's

How she's down with the Iwise well constructed disguise

Now I'd rather go dateless than stay here and hate this

Her volume of makeup her fake tits were tasteless

So I said I'd call her but never would bother

Until I got turned down by another girl at a party



So when you see her standing there

With green eyes and long blonde hair

She won't be wearing underwear and you'll discover

This girl's not the one and she'll never be fun

You should just turn and run because you'll find out that

Some girls try too hard



Some girls try too hard

Some girls try too hard to impress

With the way that they dress

With those things on their chest

And the things they suggest to me



Some girls try too hard

Some girls try too hard