Earache My Eye

by Scatterbrain

from the recording titled 'Here Comes Trouble'

My mama's talkin' to me

She tells me how to live,

But I don't listen to her

'Cause my head is like a sieve.

Scatterbrain

My daddy he disowned me

'Cause I wear my sisters clothes,

He caught me in the bathroom

With a pair of pantyhose.

The basketball coach

Done kicked me off the team

For wearing hi-heel sneakers

And acting like a queen.

The world's coming to an end

And I don't even care,

And my long blonde hair.

And it don't bother me

If people think I'm funny,

'Cause i'm a big rock star

And I make a lot of money!

I'm so bloody rich,

I own apartment buildings,

Shopping centers, condominiums

And I only know three chords!

You fools - watch me now.