Dirty Water Dog

No candidate would I support 

His platform could I endorse 

Campaign promises falling short 

I don't belong to any race 

Pledge allegiance to a place 

No borderline in the sand I'd trace 

I'm just a sucker for a pretty face 

Position's always been a little left of cynical 

I'm fundamentally for the individual 

Preoccupied purely with the physical 



When heavy is the weight of the world 

And the river runs a little too deep 

Like a hound dog chasing a bird 

Sometimes a certain tom's gotta peep 

I'm a peek-a-boy, looking at girls 

And I think I like, I think I like, I like what I see 



I don't want to find religion 

Or another man's opinion 

I can't choose what's not my decision 

When there's only one under the sun 

There's no need to be denied 

Chew before swallowing pride 

I want to live so let me die 

Oh by the way, what's your sign? 



I'd rather leave that to your so-called intellectual 

But what I do know I know feels only natural 

I'm just a red-blooded heterosexual 



When heavy is the weight of the world 

And the river runs a little too deep 

Like a dirty water doggin' a bird 

Sometimes a certain tom's he gotta peep 

I'm a peek-a-boy, looking at girls 

And I think I like, I think I like, I like what I see 



When heavy is the weight of the world 

And the river runs a little too deep 

Like a dirty water doggin' a bird 

Sometimes a certain tom's he gotta peep 

I'm a peek-a-boy, looking at girls 

And I think I like, like a hound dog, chasin' a bird 



And I think I like 

A dirty water dog 

And I think I like, I think I like, I like what I see