Fake Healer

I prey upon your morbid fear

Of terminal disease

You won't know the difference

Now it's time for surgery

Another shot, another pill

Two weeks therapy

I take all major credit cards

Your money is what I need



I'm a healer

I will keep you all alive

I'm a healer



A villain at your bedside

Take this and you'll be fine

Severely educated

Just pay your bill on time

I think it's time for another test

I need more of your blood

Sign this affidavit

So my insurance won't go up



I'm a healer

I will keep you all alive

I'm a healer



Research and development

Spend millions every year

You sickly and decrepit ones

Keep my yacht safe on the pier



You're dying on a stretcher

We'll try to save your life

If you can't afford my service

I will let you die

I'm trusted and respected

Says my diploma on the wall

Before I will do anything

I'll give your bank a call



I'm a healer

I will keep you all alive

I'm a healer