Pennsylvania

We are "cop rock" we are screech

We are z. cavaricci

We are laser removed

Tasmanian devil tattoos



We are third string we are puck

We are special people's club

We are the half shirts with

Irreverent spring break top ten lists



We are munsoned we are squat

We are flashing twelve o'clock

We are spread out butt cheeks

Pulled apart so just the air leaks



We are "ishtar" we are tab

We are no right turn on red

We are the moustaches

The beatles grew when they dropped acid



You are the heart dotting "i"

In the word "apologize"

Scribbled drunk on a postcard

Sent from somewhere volcanoes are

I am the heart with no name

Airbrushed on the license plate 

Of a subaru that was

Registered in pennsylvania



We are zima we are barf

We are cinderblock yard art

We are baldwin brothers

Not the good one but the others



We are amway we are shemp

We are sir david of brent

We are the queef after

A porn star breaks the gang bang record



You are the heart dotting "i"

In the word "apologize"

Scribbled drunk on a postcard

Sent from somewhere volcanoes are

I am the heart with no name

Airbrushed on the license plate 

Of a subaru that was

Registered in pennsylvania



Do you even know what a wawa is girl?

Do you even know what a wawa is?

Do you even know what a wawa is girl?

Do you even know what a wawa is?



I'm in a state of p fuckin' a