At Least I Got Laid

Oh what a crazy, lazy life

Shotgun wedding to a hooker wife

Down in the sewer, I'm fishin' for a bone



Chorus:

Ah, go ahead and call me loser

Sell my soul off to the dudes

Tell me that I'll never get paid

At least I got laid, at least I got laid

And though the memories fade away

At least I got laid, at least I got laid



Oh, what a tragic waste of time

Snogging with that model as she chops out a line

Not much to offer, she's nothing to see

Well I thought she was a lesbian, but I think that I'm gay



(Chorus)



Now I know all I need to know

I've had my highs, I've lived my lows

I've gone as far as I can go

Now I'm frozen to the bone



Listen now…

At least I got laid, at least I got laid

And though the memories fade away

At least I got laid, at least I got laid



He got laid, she got laid (x4)