Linewleum

in-tel-lec-tu-al prop-er-ty nev-er meant an-y-thing to me so I'm not cra-zy for try-ing to pimp out a clas-sic song at twen-ty-five years old it's a hu-mane thing to do e-ven though you know we know you think it's wrong but af-ter sev-en hun-dred co- vers and eight-een hun-dred shows and be-cause it's a song that co-lum-bi-ans love to hum we vot-ed to pull the plug and euth-a-nize "Li-no-le-um" I think I was born in-to this world to piss peo-ple off so I'm do-ing what no smart band ev-er would I'm tak-ing our one well- known song and tryin' to make it not ver-y good li-no-le-um nev-er meant an-y-thing to me I nev-er e-ven wrote a cho-rus just vers-es and a bridge it's like bull-doz-ing a bowl- ing al-ley for a used re-cord store de-com-pos-ing your best song is sac-ri-lege but when most hope-less bands play it wrong and it's in Le Ti-gre’s best song and it was the last song that To-ny ev-er played it's time to put li-no- le-um out to stud and make sure that it gets laid that's me and I got a new kitch-en floor but I still sleep with a close friend the leath-er trunk next to my bed that's me on the street and I'm walk-ing with my kid when she told me she knows eve-ry-thing I did be-cause she just fin-ished our book "Dad..." what the fuck? what the hell? why did she feel the need to tell me that she knows her dad is more than kind-a weird she knows that I do drugs she knows that I'm kink-y but what keeps me up at night is that her and her friends know that I drink pee