Women In Uniform

Beehive hairdo, 45 on the hip

Patrolwoman Saunders, don't you give her no whip

Took me to the station for a breathtest

then back to the bedroom for some house-arrest



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Women in uniform, sometimes they look so cold

Women in uniform, but, Oh! They feel so warm



Stewardess made me feel like I'm in heaven

Looking up the aisle to see what I could see

She leaned over said; COFFEE, TEA OR ME ?



White apron, brown leather shoes

The nurse at the clinic left my heart all bruised

BROKE MY LEFT LEG, sprained my right

Now she takes my temperature every night



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Women in uniform, Women in uniform

Women in uniform, Women in uniform



Sergeant Anita, she gives the order

Khaki jacket and a STEN gun

Baby, I surrender, let's have some fun



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Women in uniform, Women in uniform

Women in uniform, Women in uniform



Women in uniform, Khaki, white and blue

Women, women, Women in uniform

Women, women, Women in uniform



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