Why Dont You Get A Job

My friend‘s got a girlfriend 

Man he hates that bitch 

He tells me every day 

He says “man I really gotta lose my chick 

In the worst kind of way” 



She sits on her ass 

He works his hands to the bone 

To give her money every payday 

But she wants more dinero just to stay at home 

Well my friend 

You gotta say 



I won‘t pay, I won‘t pay ya, no way 

Why don‘t you get a job 

Say no way, say no way, no way 

Why don‘t you get a job 



I guess all his money, well it isn‘t enough 

To keep her bill collectors at bay 

I guess all his money, well it isn‘t enough 

Cause that girl‘s got expensive taste 



I won‘t pay, I won‘t pay ya, no way 

Why don‘t you get a job 

Say no way, say no way, no way 

Why don‘t you get a job 



Well I guess it ain‘t easy doing nothing at all 

But hey man free rides just don‘t come along 

every day 



Let me tell you about my other friend now 



My friend‘s got a boyfriend, man she hates that dick 

She tells me every day 

He wants more dinero just to stay at home 

Well my friend