Doctor Alibi

I went to see the doctor

He said, "You're pretty sick

You got some real bad habits

You'd better stop right quick"



I said, "Doctor that's real bad news

Don't know what I'm gonna do"



Doctor, there's nothin' wrong with me

Doctor, doctor, can't you see?

Doctor, I ain't gonna die

Just write me an alibi



I went to see a shaman

He said, "You'll be alright

Just keep doin' what you love

Every single night"



I said that's what I need to hear

Incomprehensible my childish fears



Doctor, Incomprehensible

Doctor, doctor, my, oh, my

Doctor, you're the one for me

That's the mojo that I need



Don't you know that I feel alright?

Doin' what I do

I ain't gonna tow the line

Not 'til I turn blue



All I got is one short life

That's what people say

And I ain't gonna waste a second

Doin' what you say



I won't be the one you like

I won't be the boy next door

I won't be the chosen one

That's not what I'm here for



I don't like the way you are

I despise what you hold, dear

Don't you try to make me change

I'll haunt you for a thousand years



Doctor, don't you don't you talk that way

Doctor, don't you don't you waste my day

Doctor, stay away from me

Sick is what I'd rather be



Doctor, doctor, doctor, death

Doctor, doctor out of breath

Doctor, I ain't gonna die

Just write me an alibi