Last Friday Night

There's a stranger in my bed,

There's a pounding in my head

Glitter all over the room

Pink flamingos in the pool

I smell like a mini bar

DJ's passed out in the yard

Barbie's on the barbeque

There's a hicky or a bruise



Pictures of last night

Ended up online

I'm screwed

Oh well

It's a black top blur

But I’m pretty sure, it ruled



Last Friday night

Yeah we danced on tabletops

And we took too many shots

Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night

Yeah we maxed our credit cards

And got kicked out of the bar

So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night

We went streaking in the park

Skinny dipping in the dark

Then had a menage a trios

Last Friday night

Yeah I think we broke the law

Always say we're gonna stop-op

Whoa-oh-oah

This Friday night

Do it all again

This Friday night

Do it all again



Trying to connect the dots

Don't know what to tell my boss

Think the city towed my car

Chandelier is on the floor

ripped my favorite party dress

Warrants out for my arrest

Think I need a ginger ale

That was such an epic fail