The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage

sit tight i’m gonna need you to keep time

come on just snap, snap, snap your fingers for me 

good, good now we're making some progress 

come on just tap, tap, tap your toes to the beat 



and i believe this may call for a proper introduction

and well don’t you see 

that i’m the narrator and this is just the prologue?



swear to shake it up if you swear to listen 

and we're still so young, 

desperate for attention

and, i aim to be your eyes 

trophy boys 

trophy wives

swear to shake it up if you swear to listen 

and we're still so young, 

desperate for attention

and, i aim to be your eyes 

trophy boys 

trophy wives



applause! applause!

no wait, wait 

dear studio audience 

i’ve an announcement to make

it seems the artists these days are not who you think 

so we'll pick back up on that on another page



and i believe 

this may call for a proper introduction

and well don’t you see 

i’m the narrator and this is just the prologue?



swear to shake it up, 

if you swear to listen 

and we're still so young,

desperate for attention

and, i aim to be your eyes

trophy boys 

trophy wives

swear to shake it up, 

if you swear to listen 

and we're still so young,

desperate for attention

and, i aim to be your eyes

trophy boys 

trophy wives



swear to shake it up, you swear to listen

swear to shake it up, swear to shake it up



swear to shake it up 

if you swear to listen 

and we're still so young 

desperate for attention

and, i aim to be your eyes

trophy boys

trophy wives



swear to shake it up 

if you swear to listen 

and we're still so young 

desperate for attention

and, i aim to be your eyes



la da da dut dut dut 

da da da da da da

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       by HN.